Three losers walked into a bar, fresh off a historical political loss in the state of Alabama.
The first loser said, “We may have lost this race, but at least I can go home and keep collecting my Seinfeld royalties”.
The first loser said, “We may have lost this race, but at least I can go home and keep collecting my Seinfeld royalties”.
The second loser said, “We may have lost this
race, but at least I can go home and keep abusing teenage girls”.
The third and biggest loser of the night said,
“We may have lost the race, but there are hundreds more Republican
Congressional candidates up for re-election over the next three years, none of
whom will want my endorsement, so at least I can go home ….and watch Fox and
Friends in the morning, work on my handicap in the afternoon and spew out
hateful tweets at night. My own personal
recipe for Making America Hate Again"
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